JUSTICE IS COMING! DOGE UNCOVERS SHOCKING FRAUD – MILLIONS IN TAXPAYER DOLLARS GIVEN TO BABIES!
We’ve been saying it, and now it’s happening! The hammer of Justice is about to fall on those who have been defrauding American taxpayers. We’re thrilled to report that the Department of Justice is finally taking action on the unbelievable corruption that Doge has uncovered.
The numbers are staggering. Elon Musk, sporting a “Trump was right about everything” hat, revealed that Doge uncovered a jaw-dropping $330 million in fraudulent Small Business Administration (SBA) loans disbursed to children under the age of 11!. Unbelievably, one loan of $100,000 went to a nine-month-old baby! This isn’t just waste and abuse; this is pure fraud, and as taxpayers ourselves, we are absolutely appalled.
Attorney General Pam Bondi announced alongside President Trump that the DOJ will prosecute this fraud. “Elon, thank you for your partnership. Thank you for your team. You have uncovered so much fraud in our government, and we will prosecute you,” Bondi stated. She also emphasized the intention to bring back the death penalty for violent criminals and to crack down on drug dealers. We couldn’t agree more – those who steal our tax dollars and commit violent crimes need to be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.
It’s clear that the walls are closing in on those who have been taking advantage of the system. A new report indicates a surge in job applications from workers in federal agencies targeted by Doge. Job applications in these agencies have nearly doubled, with a 75% increase compared to 2022. This significant spike shows that these individuals know the “money train is over”. Agencies like the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and the US Agency of International Development are seeing a dramatic increase in applications as people look for new employment.
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Finally, many of you are still hoping for a “Doge divid,” and it’s something that’s been circulating since February. While there aren’t many new details, we know that talks with lawmakers from the House of Representatives and Senate have been productive, and a bill is reportedly coming soon. However, the Federal Reserve has yet to comment meaningfully on the proposal. Rest assured, we’ll have a lot more money available for initiatives like this once we stop the flow of funds to eleven-month-olds!.
This is a pivotal moment. Justice appears to be on the horizon, and we are here to bring you the truth every step of the way. If you enjoyed this update, make sure to leave a like and subscribe for more! We’ll talk to you again soon.
